My Collected One-liners/Averisms

God was, and then, He realized It.

My Grandparents were in Masonry. I was Demolay youth corps for one Grand Day after coincidentally-coincide seeing an open call in the paper. My Grandfather told me that A words are the powerful words: Don't assassinate, astaginate -- get rid of stagnation.

Planet of the Apes: Who can go Ape S, I can only go monkey S, but thank God, we can both go Holy S.

There is no beginning since you can always go before that and before that... An Amish Minister on Broadway in LA, said, "Then your high up."

What do The Big Bang and The Creator have in common? They both have a common Source, they both came from Thin Air.

What is awesome about brown eyes? They are a direct connection to The Soul, while I have a distraction.

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Uppercase Masonry, a brotherhood fellowship (the biggest ship of all).

Lowercase masonry, spontaneous fellowship among All.

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We are all in the Grand Army of The Republic, because you never know when it could come down to you, as the last one standing.

1) IGA (Independent Grocer's Assoc.) grocery [in reverse]

2) Safeway grocery [Some Safeway's were renamed Homeland]

3) Food4Less grocery

A G.I. (Joe)?

Or the SafeWay (pacifist way)?

And a pacifist sure wouldn't want to join Homeland Security.

And a pacifist needs Food 4 Less than a War Hero.
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Appropriate appropriations appropriately always.

A commander in the US Navy said "there's no stopping you" to this: There's the Christendom-dome and the Muslimdom-dome. Augers augment thru Jeffries Tubes between the domes as good will ambassadoors.

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Averism, Sacred Truth, as told by a Truthsayer, an Averist.

Three delightfully key words: miser miser-able able. A miser is miserable, until he's finally able, from saving.

A Savior we can all agree on, is savoring the moment.

Some are in a well, some are well.

Life is the lake, and the after life is the reflection.

People will tolerate one more who rates taller by increasing their stature thru the study of Life.

There's the Brotherhood of this, the Brotherhood of that, and the Brotherhood of the Other.

Just as a "greased" pig is hard to catch, so is a "butter" fly.

Say to your Lady, 'Your heart is so shiny, it reflects off the moon.'

Some get the general drift, some want to be General Drift.

The past has been cast, so don't bother to reel it in.

I went to Wayside Elementary and then Limestone Elementary.
When I went by the Wayside in Life, I was graced they
didn't send me to a Limestone quarry.

If one doesn't focus, they could become a foe of society and tend to cuss.

If you can't see the answer,
sail a calm sea, until
you calm the answer out of you.

May I have the inclination,
to climb Life's inclines.

Constabulary: If one doesn't have a conscience, their guilt can eventually stab them. Then a Peace Officer in Greenland, Arkansas said: "You are awake."

Here is the secret of what is above your diploma: 'Those with patience to study life, can say awesome. All the others say, awe, sum it all up... Awesome and awe, some.' Thanks for serving your seat time.

I used to be so in the all-encompassing middle, I felt squeezed.

Indecisive?.. Or having trouble swallowing a Horse Pill?
Think of it as a surgical vitamin.
Or just an intricate collection of atomic matter. Well, what does that matter,
when a trinket of an idea would be... below whatever We can call stuff,
is the unknown or Spiritual. So, this is all just an Unknown Spiritual Exercise.

Instead of being selfish and selling fish, give a few away, like the Messiah did or will do.

I was half out of my mind once. Now I'm past being half in it.

Pilot: Pilots have a bigger piece of the pie, but aren't around their lot alot.

With your mind present, I have the presence of mind.

Evade Preachy, Teachy, and kind of Speachy.

Endless press conferences, are about pressing on...

What is Tom Cruise really trying to do to Shrinks?
Give them a shot of their own medicine, with a Tomahawk Cruise missile.

I'm Honorary, trying not to be ornery

Pass around
more mints to chill,
so another one,
Christ-like
won't end up on a hill.
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The Source is a Beacon
on a Pyramid
in the Center of the Universe
welcoming with a Sea of Life
Cosmic Whirlpool,
or a transforming Black Hole.
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A con can still grow by practicing congruity (being appropriate and harmonious).

Cons leave a trail, instead of striving to hold their head up high
aim high
and leave jet Contrails (vapor trails)

Be on your way to getting somewhere emotionally, mentally, or physically before your shoes wear out.

Say to your Lady, You're so refined, You make crude oil clear.

Ants, up the Ante, by their sheer numbers.

The worst, is to be guilty, without feeling guilty.

Where does a lost memory exist? In/On/Under a Sea of Thoughts and/or in the center of the universe.

I'd like to meet the Supreme speck of dust.

I'd like to meet the source of The Source.

I can't conceive of how... Then conceive a child and maybe that baby can grow up and figure it out.

What's togetherness? To Get Her Nestled

What does the Belief Chaplain say to the non-believer for last rites to break the ice: So I hear you like to dance with fire.

I'm mostly just a zippy quippy, one liner,
wanting to sail as smooth as an ocean liner
on a saltless sea.

A guillotine... is for the guilty.

Coke still has cocaine since they can never fully purge the lines.

Fact: Side effects are 1/3 less likely to affect you, if you don't know what they are. And 1/3 more likely to affect you, if you do know what they are.

Fact: 5% of schizophrenics don't need medication. John Nash in A Beautiful Mind, rationalized away his disease (dis-satisfaction with being at ease) by observing that the kids he saw never aged and never changed clothes, so he was able to ignore them.

Fact: UNESCO - The UN Educational, Scientific, and Cultural

by Marcus Russell Hollman, Honorary Christian because they don't have unlevened bread except on Passover.

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